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Corey Haim dies at 38

2010-03-10T08:35:00.000-08:00

Actor Corey Haim, who appeared in a number of movies during the 1980s, died early Wednesday of a possible drug overdose after being taken to a hospital, authorities said.

Haim, 38, was taken to Providence St. Joseph Medical Center in Burbank, California, where he was pronounced dead at 2:15 a.m.

Subscription meds are not to be abused. Amazes me every time I hear how someone with any fame self destructs like this.

It is a pity what the two Coreys went through growing up. They were both molested by the same sicko at a very young age. Some think it was Michael Jackson. But, they are under court order to not speak about it. This will throw Feldman over the edge because they were the best of friends and had a falling out a while back.

R.I.P. Corey Haim!

Dancing with the stars 2010 cast

2010-03-03T13:24:00.000-08:00

With Dancing with the Stars 2010 Lineup. We have some great names attached to the show. This could turn out to be the best dancing with the stars ever! The names of 11 celebrities that will grace the show were unveiled after the bachelor finale.

The Dancing with the Stars 2010 pairings is as follows.

Buzz Aldrin the 80 year old astronaut who has stepped on moon with Neil Armstrong is paired with Ashley DelGrosso who is just 27. She has appeared on 1st three seasons of Dancing with stars. She could not participate in the 4th season because she was expecting a child. She is returning to the show after a long time.

The Bay watch fame Pamela Anderson is paired with Damian Whitewood an Australian dancer who appears on Australian dance shows.

The sexiest sportscaster Erin Andrews is paired with the bad boy Maksim Chmerkovskiy the ballroom dancer from Ukraine currently running dance studios in New York. He has appeared on 7 seasons of the show. He finished as runner up in season 4 with Laila Ali.

Shannen Doherty is paired with Mark Ballas who is on theshow since 2007.

The audiences will watch Kate Gosselin dancing with Tony Dovolani who has appeared on 9 seasons and attained third place in 8th season.

The comedian Niecy Nash is pairedwith Loius van Amstel who was quite a success last season reaching the finals.

The gold winner Evan Lysacek will be showing his dancing skills with Latin dancer Anna Trebunskaya.

Chad Ochocinco the football player is lucky enough to get Cheryl Burke as a partner who has won the 1st position in show for two times.

The famous bachelor Jake Pavelka got Chelsie Hightower as a partner. Aiden Turner gets the most experienced partner Edyta Sliwinska who has appeared on all seasons of the show.

The pussycat singer Nicole Scherzinger will grace the show along with Derek Hough.

Dancing with the Stars 2010 pairings are interesting and let’s see how perfect dancers the celebrities come out to be.

With satellite direct TV you can watch Dancing With The Stars over your computer.

Jessica Simpson Posts Wacky Face Mask Pic on Twitter

2010-02-22T11:35:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson is taking promotion of her upcoming VH-1 reality show The Price of Beauty to a hilarious new high.

The blonde bombshell posted a photo of herself on her Twitter page wearing a facial mask meant to demonstrate the point of her show.

"Thanks La Mer for the upper and lower zone radiant mask," Jessica Tweeted. La Mer is considered THE skin care line by many Hollywood stars who absolutely swear by it. But like the show's title, La Mer has a price.

The mask Simpson is using in her picture costs a cool $320.

Jessica is fun to watch and she really is cute and I get why she would do a "beauty" type show. But why she would hawk such pricy products to her fans who obviously aren't in her income bracket is a mystery. Maybe she'll also show cheaper equivalent products.

‘How do I get my sister to sleep with me’

2010-02-22T10:48:00.000-08:00

How do I Get My Sister to Sleep with Me and How Do I Get My Boyfriend To Eat Me out

“How do I get my sister to sleep with me,” one of the many crazy Google suggests out there, reached the top trending topic on Google trends today.

Wondering why? If you try typing “How do I get…” into Google’s searchbox, you’ll see Google try to automatically complete the search term. A few odd suggestions pop up, including “How do I get my sister to sleep with me?

This unlikely phrase has to do with a Google feature that’s designed to expedite searches. The “Google Suggests” suggestions are taken from searches users all over the world have done on Google, as well as searches you’ve done, sites in Google’s search index, and ads on Google. As one HuffPostTech reader notes, they’re suggestions based off of searches by people just like you.

Check it out.

Porn Star Claims Tiger Woods Got Her Pregnant Twice

2010-02-15T12:11:00.000-08:00

Porn star Joslyn James, who is one of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses is now saying that Tiger Woods got her pregnant two times while Tiger was married to his wife Elin.

Joslyn James is saying that she miscarried her first baby with Tiger Woods and the 2ND baby she aborted because he/she would have been due around the same time as Tiger's baby with his wife. Tiger's son is now 1 year old. So Tiger would have have another 1 year old with this porn star.

Joselyn James says that she did not want to ruin anything between Tiger Woods and his wife and that is why she had the abortion. She also says that Tiger Woods did not know about the first baby. She says that the day she was going to tell Tiger was the same day she ended up having the miscarriage, and after she lost the baby, she did not want to talk about it.

Joselyn says she carried on an affair with Tiger woods for three years, from 2006-2009 and that protection was never talked about between the two of them.

There is definitely something fishy going on here though because don't porn stars take birth control pills 24-7?

Also, what the heck is Tiger Woods thinking having unprotected sex with a porn star? Something smells fishy here... no pun intended.

Here are a few pictures of porn star Joselyn James.

Dr. Dre ain't no punk!

2010-02-12T10:34:00.001-08:00

Rapper Dr. Dre is suing Deathrow reacords over royalties for 'The Chronic' album. Those punks at Deathrow released a newer version of The Chronic without Dr. Dre's permission. And then they have the nerve to not pay Dre any royalties for his own music. What a shady bunch. And by shady we don't mean Slim Shady.

Dr Dre went to court in Los Angeles yesterday to sue those biznitches for $75K. Dre says that he has not been paid any royalties for his original Chrinic album since 1996. Then those punks at Deathrow realeased the newer version in 2009 titled 'The Chronic Re-Lit' and never gave Dr. Dre a dime.

I guess you could say that those slimeballs Forgot About Dre.

Get your cheddar, Dr. Dre!

Fashion Icon Alexander McQueen Dead

2010-02-11T14:39:00.000-08:00

British fashion Icon Alexander McQueen was found dead in his aprtment this morning. According to reports, it is a suicide. Alexander, who is 40 years old, was found after hanging in his Central London apartment.

Just a few days earlier, Alexander's mother had died. My guess is that his suicide definitely has a lot to do with the traqgic loss of his mother.

Lexander had a long list of celebrity clients, including Lady Gaga, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jessica Alba, Beyonce and Naomi Campbell.

Alec Baldwin was rushed to hospital

2010-02-11T14:13:00.000-08:00

Could it be two in one day?? Another Farrah/MJ occurence?

Alec Baldwin was rushed to hospital after his daughter dialled 911.

The 51-year-old actor, who stars in hit U.S. show 30 Rock, was in an 'unresponsive' state when taken to a hospital in New York.

A 911 emergency call was made from his home in Manhattan. It is thought his teenage daughter Ireland made the call.

Bill Clinton hospitalized with chest pain

2010-02-11T14:05:00.000-08:00

Christ on a cracker, Slick Willy could be next...

Former President Bill Clinton was hospitalized in New York on Thursday after experiencing chest pain, two sources told CNN.

The sources did not know whether it was a "full heart attack."

The White House was told of the situation.

Clinton, 63, underwent quadruple bypass surgery in 2004 at New York-Presbyterian Hospital. Doctors in 2005 removed scar tissue and fluid that had built up after that surgery.

A spokeswoman for that hospital said she had not heard anything about the report.

In recent weeks, Clinton was overseeing the United Nations aid mission in Haiti after a January 12 earthquake struck there.

Lil Wayne goes to jail today

2010-02-09T10:37:00.000-08:00

Rikers Island has a new inmate and his name is Lil Wayne.

Lil Wayne will be spending the next 12 months of his life in Rikers Island Prison for a gun possession charge that happened in 2007.

What is it with these rappers and NFL players and NBA players that they feel they need to carry guns around with them all the time? Is their life really that much in danger? Don't they have body guards with them all all times? I don't get it. Why carry a gun when you know it's illegal and if you get caught, your ass may end up in the pokie?

Oh well, you do the crime you do the time. Try not to drop the soap for the next year or so Mr. Lil Wayne. And say hi to fellow gun toter, Plaxico Burress for us, ok?

Brooke Hundley Pictures

2010-02-08T09:03:00.000-08:00

I am sure that by now most of you know the story about ESPN's Steve Phillips sex scandal. If not, I'll sum it up in on sentence: Steve Phillips was fired from ESPN for banging his 22 year old production assistant, Brook Hundley. If you want to know the whole story you can read it here: The Huffington Post

What I did want to show you though is pictures of Brooke Hundley, and then I want to ask you a question after you look at Brooke's pictures.

So the only question that I have is: Why Steve? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????

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Grown Ups Trailer [VIDEO]

2010-02-05T09:00:00.000-08:00

VIDEO! Here is video of the new movie "Grown Ups. The Grownups trailer video hits today for the June 2010 film featuring Adam Sandler and Salma Hayek.

“Thirty years after their high school graduation, five good friends reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.”

The film is written by Adam Sandler and Fred Wolf, directed by Dennis Dungan. Sandler plays Lenny Feder, and Hayek is Roxanne Chase-Feder. Rob Schneider is Rob Hilliard and Chirs Rock is Kurt McKenzie (opposite Maya Rudolf as Deanne McKenzie).

Daivd Spade is Marcus Higgins and yes, Norm MacDonald joins as Geezer. Tim Meadows is Malcolm and even Joyce Van Patten rounds out the cast as Gloria.

The film originally had working names of Lake House and Mad Families.

Adam Sandler … Lenny Feder

Steve Buscemi

Salma Hayek … Roxanne Chase-Feder

Maria Bello … Sally Lamonsoff

Rob Schneider … Rob Hilliard

Lindsey Vonn Sports Illustrated Cover - HOT!

2010-02-04T16:30:00.000-08:00

Sports Illustrated has decided to put women's downhill skier Lindsey Vonn on the latest cover os Sports Illustrated. Heck, why not? Do you see how hot she is?

Lindsey Vonn is on the cover in a tuck, which by the way is a traditional and very frequently used skiing position. But this Sports Illustrated cover has angered some folks. People are saying that it sexualizes Lindsey Vonn and objectifies her. Yeah OK... so whats the problem? Lindsey Vonn obviously knew this when she agreed to do the Sports Illustrated cover in the first place. If she does not have a problem with taking advantage of her Hollywood good looks, why should anybody else give two craps about it?

Seriously, good for you Lindsey Vonn! Now go back this cover up with a gold medal at the Winter Olympics!

Here is a picture of the Sports Illustrated cover which hit newsstand yesterday.

Britney Murphy's death has been ruled an ACCIDENT!

2010-02-04T11:14:00.000-08:00

The LA County coroners office has ruled that Britney Murphy's death was an accident, caused by not only pneumonka, but also an iron deficiency and multiple drug intoxication.

Oh no! Please tell me this is not going to be another Michael Jackson/Anna Nicole Smith drug cocktale suicide/murder.

The Coroners office has not yet said what types of drugs Britney Murphy had in her system. We have to wait two weeks for the coroners office to realease this information.

R.I.P. Britney Murphy. You will be missed! You were a great actress, especially in Heathers and Girl Interupted. This is a real loss of young talent in Hollywood.

Mel Gibson drops the A-Bomb on live TV

2010-02-03T15:16:00.000-08:00

Mel Gibson rocks! If you did not have a reason to like him yet, even if all the great movies he has starred in or produced, you will love him after watching this video.

The interviewer speaks with Mel Gibson via satellite, Mel Gibson thinks he is there to promote his new movie, "Edge of Darkness" but the reporter starts asking Mel questions regarding his past behavior. At the end of the video Mel thinks he is off camera, takes a sip of his Starbucks coffee and then calls the reporter an ***hole. Haha it does not get any better than that! I think the reporter got what he deserved.

People makes mistakes. Like Mel Gibson says, those things happened four years ago, it's over and done with, time to move on.

LEAVE MEL GIBSON ALONE!!!

Seriously, anybody who makes a film such as Braveheart can get away with some drunken rants in my book. I will always be a fan of Mel Gibson and so should you.

What celebrity do I look like?

2010-01-29T15:40:00.000-08:00

Do you have the potential to become a celebrity? Do you resemble a celebrity? A lot of people often ask themselves – which celebrity do I look like the most? They want to gauge their chances to become a celebrity.

One of the ways to answer which celebrity you look like is through Facebook. Facebook has an application called Face Double that generates which celebrity you look like. It’s a celebrity look a like generator.

Another website where you can go to see which celebrity you look like is My Heritage. They have a celebrity look a like generator too. You just need to upload your photo and their application will work it out for you to determine what celebrity you look like.

So what celebrity do you look like? Visit the websites mentioned above and tell us which celebrity you look like by commenting below.

Patrick Kane Shirtless Limo Pictures

2010-01-29T08:23:00.001-08:00

Patrick Kane's limo pictures have put him and three other Chicago Blackhawks players in some hot water. Just hours before an important game for the Chicago Blackhawks, the Chicago Blackhawks had to address the photos that showed three of thier players in a limo partying with two women who are not identified. The three players in the Patrick Kane limo pictures were Patrick Kane, John Madden and Kris Versteeq. The photos were taken over the weekend in a limo in Vancover.

Patrick Kane reported the pictures were snapped in a limo after the Hawks game in Vancouver Saturday night. This is the second public incident that Patrick Kane has been involved in during the past year. Patrick Kane was arrested last summer along with his cousin after a dispute involving a cab driver from Buffalo.

Eric Green faces sexual assault suit against a transgender

2010-01-28T09:37:00.000-08:00

NFL player Eric Green has been acuused of sexually assaulting a transgendered woman.

Angelina Mavilia has filed a $10 million sex assault suit against an Eric Green. She alleges that he forcibly sodomized her.

The two met in a Scottsdale, Ariz., casino in early 2009 when Green still played for the Arizona Cardinals, the 38-year-old East Side woman says in papers filed in federal court in Florida, where Green was born and lives.

They went back to his condo, where Green, 27, assaulted her, she charges. He then got “extremely agitated and threatening,” according to court documents, and warned: “This never happened. You’d better not tell.”

This is all alleged, but if it’s true, will we ever find out? We know there are gay men in the NFL. We also know they’ll never willingly, come out of the closet. Perhaps he’ll settle out of court, or contest the ‘lie’, who knows.

I bet Eric Green never even touched her which is why he/she is so upset. I wonder if he/she is a pre-op or a post-op transsexual?

Jennifer Love Hewitt Vajazzles Her Vajay-jay [VIDEO]

2010-01-27T16:40:00.000-08:00

Like most celebs, the Ghost Whisperer star is a big fan of bling. But her bling goes where not much bling has been before... yes, down there.

Appearing on the US show Lopez Tonight, Jennifer Love Hewittrevealed her penchant for decorating her lady garden with precious jewels.

Jennifer went on to describe how she regularly vagazzles her "precious lady" to get that extra confidence boost before heading out to events and parties.

I think what Jennifer Love Hewitt referring to are stickers. Anyone who's been to a decent brazillian waxer would have had one. They're super cute! And DO NOT go inside. Purely for decorating the Princess. SO FUNNY. Got to love Jennifer Love Hewitt

I would love to know where you could get that done....Google turns up up nothing, but it sounds like something super cute and sexy!

Tornados in California! WTF?!?

2010-01-19T13:08:00.000-08:00

KTLA reports that a tornado warning is in effect for Long Beach, California, a place where tornadoes usually don't form! Tornadoes in California!? Yeah, possibly, this is turning out to be one serious storm. But people in Southern California should be more concerned about hail and straight line winds than possible (relatively weak) tornadoes.

Stay safe on those roads people. I know we know how to deal with earthquakes here in California, but for some strange reason we DO NOT know how to drive in the rain. Stay home if at all possible.

Tiger Woods enters sex rehab at Mississippi clinic, report says

2010-01-19T11:22:00.000-08:00

Golfer Tiger Woods is being treated for sex addiction at a clinic in Mississippi, according to a report in The New York Daily News.

Good Luck Tiger Woods. Most people who love to have sex all the time don't see it as a problem. The only problem that I can see with what Tiger did was in getting married too soon, and in all of the un-protected sex. If I had all of the opportunities that Tiger does, I'd be humpin all day long too. Give me a break with the sex clinics. Did Wilt Chamberlain or Sugar Ray Robinson go to any sex clinics? Hell no. Chamberlain claimed he sacked over 20,000 women. Tiger still has a long way to goto catch Chamberlain. He just got married too soon.

Personally, I think that Tiger Woods is playing the sex addiction card in order to salvage his ruined reputation, and to get back into the good graces of his fans, his sponsors, and most importantly, his wife. Is Tiger really addicted to sex, or is this just another publicity ploy?

Brett Favre Sings Pants On The Ground

2010-01-18T14:00:00.000-08:00

Apparently, Favre told rookie receiver Percy Harvin that he'd do the song and dance if the Vikings won. And after Brett Favre and the Vikings destroyed the Dallas Cowboys 34-3, Brett Favre stayed true to his word sing Pants On The Ground in the Vivking locker room.

Gott love the ass slap too.

Pants On The Ground (Remix)

2010-01-15T15:37:00.001-08:00

If you atched American Idol last night then you definitley know about Pants On The Ground. Well, CrazyStar50 at Youtube made the best Pants on the ground remix. This is pretty good. Great job, Crazystar50.

Caitlin Crosby dumped by Zachary Levi of 'Chuck'

2010-01-13T12:18:00.000-08:00

Zachary Levi, the 29-year old actor and star of the hit TV show “Chuck”, which just made its winter season debut a few nights, has reportedly dumped longtime girlfriend Caitlin Crosby.
Levi apparently came to the realization that he wanted to get out of the relationship and dumped Crosby during the couple’s winter vacation together in Turks & Caicos.

Levi and Crosby have been dating since 2006, which makes their boyfriend-girlfriend relationship long by celebrity standards. According to a report on

USMagazine.com

, a source said “He broke up with her on Saturday… He told her it was bad timing and if God brings them together in the future, it’s meant to be.”

In a demonstration of the power of the web and social media, Caitlin Crosby already changed her relationship status on Facebook Tuesday to mark her new “single” status.

Biggest Collection Of Dominica Westling PICTURES: Pics Of Shaq's Alleged Mistress (NSFW!!!)

2010-01-12T10:52:00.000-08:00

Tiger Woods records on the golf course will probably be in tact for a long time to come, but his record number of mistresses may be in jeopardy if these Shaq stories are true.

RadarOnline.com reports that Shaquille O'Neal has carried on an affair with Dominica Westling, a 25-year-old Swedish model. According to the article, the affair started around 18 months ago and the two have even had cybersex via web cameras.

This does not surprise me, it seems that this is what all atheletes do, it is becoming the norm.

If your keeping score at home, that’s 3 alleged mistresses just in the last 2 months. Sure, its a far cry from the 14 or so that Tiger’s shagged, but hey, give it time. With the number of years Shaq has been in the NBA and the number of cities he’s visited, well, you do the math.

A MySpace listing for Dominica Westling contains many revealing photos of a woman who appears to match the description of Shaq's mistress. Furthermore, the profile holder describes herself as a 25-year-old and links to the web site DominicaWestling.com. SCROLL DOWN FOR STEAMY PHOTOS FROM THE MYSPACE PAGE.

Simon Cowell leaving American Idol

2010-01-11T14:43:00.000-08:00

Simon Cowell is bailing on "American Idol" after the coming season, but he will not leave the Fox network - he'll become a judge on his own like-minded singing competition series "The X Factor" starting in the fall of 2011.

Simon Cowell thinks "Idol" will survive without him, though this season the show lost its much-loved judge Paula Abdul, in a contract dispute with the show producers and the network.

In other news: I think my grandmother makes the best cookies in the world.

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter Pics

2010-01-11T09:36:00.000-08:00

People are searching for Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter Pics, wonder why? well its got something to do with nudity. Rumors of these nude pictures have taken the internet by storm, that is why people are looking for the Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter Pics. Do I have these pictures to share with you? No. I wish I did though. And if anything comes up I will definitely be sharing with my readers here on CelebritySpread. If you do not know who Minka Kelly is, she is the hottie that stars on Friday Night Lights. If you do not know who Derek Jeter is then you must be living under a rock.

Here is the A-Team Trailer that leaked online

2010-01-08T11:51:00.000-08:00

The trialer for this summer's most anticipated movie, The A-Team was supposed to debut in theaters this weekend. But lucky for you, The A-Team trailer leaked online and you can watch it here. Isn't the internet such a wonderful beautiful thing?

The trailer closes with what may be one of the most ridiculous -- and ridiculously awesome -- action sequences ever put to film.

While the teaser trailer is only a minute and 35 seconds long, there's a whole lot of badassery, witty banter and explosions packed into that 1:35. There's also our first look at Liam Neeson as "Hannibal" Smith, the cigar-chomping leader of an elite military unit that was wrongfully imprisoned, broke out and now makes a living as "soldiers for hire"; Bradley Cooper as "Faceman" Peck, 'District 9' breakout Sharlto Copley as "Howling Mad" Murdock; UFC star Quinton "Rampage" Jackson as B.A. Baracus; and Jessica Biel as the obligatory hot chick.

A-Team Trailer - TheFilmStage.com from Clive Owen on Vimeo.

Happy 75th Birthday Elvis Presely

2010-01-08T08:46:00.000-08:00

One of the most amazing musicians in history, Elvis Presley would have turned 75 today. The King was born January 8th, 1935. Elvis' birthday is being celebrated around the world, and so it should be.

In 1946, for his 11th birthday, Elvis Presley asked for a bicycle. Instead, his father bought him a guitar. And the rest as they say is history. Good call by Pops getting Elvis that guitar.

Elvis Presely sold more than a billion records and By his 21st birthday He changed the course of popular music forever. My iPod will be playing The King all day. And today's lunch, in honor of The King, will be fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Happy Birthday Elvis! 75 and still the King!

Enjoy these Elvis Presely videos:

Wild Tiger Shark!!!!!

2010-01-07T12:49:00.000-08:00

Playboy Model Paula Sladewski Murdered [PICTURES] and [VIDEO]

2010-01-07T10:25:00.000-08:00

The body of Paula Sladewski, a 26-year-old model who once posed for Playboy, has been found horribly burned inside a North Miami trash bin, according to police.

Authorities say they used dental records to identify Sladewski, whose body was found Sunday night. Her body was "burned beyond recognition," Lt. Neal Cuevas, a North Miami police spokesman, told the Miami Herald.

Sladewski had appeared in the 2003 Playboy movie titled "Playboy: The Ultimate Playmate Search".

Poor Girl.... almost no one deserves to die like this. A few islamic terrorists is different story. But not this pretty girl.

R.I.P. Paula.

Artie Lange attempts suicide. Stabs self 9 times.

2010-01-07T09:22:00.000-08:00

Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lang is in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, according to Page 6 of the New York Post.

Damn. This really puts into perspective a lot of the torment that Artie Lange has talked about on air. I mean, you've got to have some serious demons in order to a) try and kill yourself, b) in such a violent fashion and c) STAB YOURSELF NINE TIMES.

As horrific as this is...9 times dude? That is pretty impressive. Artie Lange is the new hardcore.

Mariah Carey Drunk? [VIDEO]

2010-01-06T10:39:00.000-08:00

Lots of people talking about Mariah Carey's weird, loopy acceptance speech Tuesday night at the Palm Springs International Film Festival awards gala. People are saying Mariah Carey was drunk. Was Mariah Carey drunk? Yeah, pretty much.

Mariah Carey was named Breakthrough Actress for her performance in "Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire."

Before she began, she looked up to the ceiling and said, "Please forgive me, because I'm a little bit, um ..."

Someone in the audience shouted an obscenity and Carey said, "Yeah!"

Later, Sean Penn, on stage to present another award, said: "Think anything's going to make YouTube tonight?"

Yeah!

Oh, and just for the heck of it, here is a bonus picture of Mariah Carey drinking.

Tila Tequila Dead?

2010-01-05T08:27:00.000-08:00

No, Tila Tequila is not dead. It's just a rumor flying around the internet that is absolutely not true. But the reason that this rumor even started is because somebody very close to Tila Tequila has died. Casey Johnson, the heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, and reportedly engaged to girlfriend Tila Tequila and was found dead in L.A. on Monday. Police say that she had been dead for a couple of days and at this time it is unknown what caused Casey ohnson's death.

Are You Ready For Some NFL Playoffs?

2010-01-04T13:38:00.000-08:00

The NFL playoff bracket 2010 is finally set. I am so excited for the NFL playoffs next weekend. And what would the NFL playoffs be without a 2010 NFL Playoff Bracket? We've got one for you right here. Go ahead and print out as many as you need for that office pool or friendly pool with your friends and family. Let me give you a little hint though... The two SuperBowl teams will be the Chargers and the Cowboys. ;)

Thank you to www.pooltrackers.com for this handy 2010 NFL playoff bracket.

Click the bracket to make it larger.

Lil Wayne Going to Prison

2009-12-30T14:59:00.000-08:00

Lil Wayne, staring down a year behind bars at the peak of his career, returned to his hometown of New Orleans for a performance on what he's calling his farewell tour.

"I'm nothing without you," he told the screaming crowd Monday at the New Orleans Arena after opening the concert with "A Milli," which last year earned him a Grammy for best rap solo.

The 27-year-old rapper pleaded guilty in October to a weapons possession charge and will be sentenced Feb. 9. His plea deal calls for a year in jail.

Lil Wayne, did you not learn anything from Plaxico Burress and all the other rapper homies that carry guns? Be safe and don't drop the soap, homie.

Today is Tiger Woods' 34th Birthday - Which woman will he spend it with?

2009-12-30T09:59:00.000-08:00

Tiger Woods turns 34 today, two days before The Year Of The Tiger (2010). Happy 34th Birthday Tiger Woods! I'm sure he'll make this one the best ever! My guess is he will go out and treat himself to a gift. Maybe another tall blonde gift.

CelebritySpread was going to send Tiger Woods a cake for his birthday, but we are pretty sure that he already had it and ate it too.

Oh, happy birthday to you too, Leborn James. How weird that the two best athletes in their own sport share the same birthday.

P.S. Happy Birthday Leila Ali. Yet, another athlete who dominutes her sport. TOO WEIRD!!!

Erik Gates picture Mythbuster

2009-12-30T09:19:00.000-08:00

Erik Gates, 47, who was known on the hit t.v. show called Mythbusters died. He was not one of the two main hosts of the television show. They are Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage.

Erik Gates was walking on the roof of the Xirrus Inc Building in Newburry Park with his friend when the accident happened. Both of them were working on it, suddenly Erik fall off the building and dropped 30 feet to his death. He died of blunt force injuries to the chest.

The fall occurred around 3:30 p.m. Sunday. Afterward, Gates was alive and talking at the scene, Ventura County Sheriff’s Capt. Ross Bonfiglio said. Gates was taken to Los Robles Hospital & Medical Center, where he died from his injuries.

Erik Gates is the guy in the middle in the picture. We will always miss Erik along with his cameo shots in Mythbuster, a true loss indeed.

Coco and her melons on the beach

2009-12-29T11:46:00.001-08:00

Here we have a few pictures of Coco, vacationing on a beach in Miami. Ice T is one very lucky lucky man. He ownes what every black man wants - a white woman with a black woman's body. He hit the payload with this one. I bet she is like an earthquake in the sack.

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

Babe of the week: Laura Leigh

2009-12-29T11:06:00.000-08:00

Laura Leigh is a model and nursing student from Staten Island, New York. Laura Leigh is 21 years old. Laura Leigh loves the spotlight and is proud to call herself a drama queen. Laura Leigh is obsessed with her appearance so much that when getting dressed, she tries on several outfits and does shimmy-shakes and booty-drops to see how her body looks when she moves. Laura Leigh gets whistles and honks every day, but usually just rolls her eyes at it. In general, Laura Leigh likes men more than women because women are always jealous of her. Laura Leigh loves to instigate drama and enjoys stirring the pot - chances are she will be at the root of every fight. Laura Leigh even admits that she would sell out her best friend for a million dollars, "You can always get new friends, especially with money."

Kourtney Kardashian Baby Pics Revealed in Life and Style Magazine

2009-12-29T10:56:00.000-08:00

The first photos of Kourtney Kardashian's baby Mason Dash Disick have arrived in Life and Style magazine.

An exclusive interview accompanied the Kourtney Kardashian baby pics in the magazine's new issue. In the interview, the reality star gushed about her adorable son with boyfriend Scott Disick. "My first time holding him was definitely special," Kourtney said. "But holding him the second time was even more special, and the third time was even more special than that. I fall so much more in love with this kid every day. I can't imagine how much more in love with him I'm going to be by the time he's 5 or 10 or 20!"

Both baby and mommy are gorgeou$. Best of luck to Kourtney, Mason and the baby.

Avenged Sevenfold drummer dies at 28

2009-12-29T10:43:00.000-08:00

James Owen Sullivan, the drummer with California band Avenged Sevenfold, was found dead on Monday, according to police. He was 28.

Sullivan was found "unresponsive" in his Huntington Beach home, according to Orange County deputy coroner Mitchell Sigal.

An autopsy has been scheduled to determine cause of death.

He was a fantastic drummer. He had the world in his hands. We will miss you, Rev.

Mary J Blige Slaps Husband [VIDEO]

2009-12-28T14:31:00.000-08:00

Mary J. Blige is making headlines for allegedly slapping her husband Kendu Isaacs in the face during her album release party last Tuesday at M2 after he flirted with a waitress. Witnesses say she not only slapped her husband but also bit him in the hand. Check out the video footage below. It's hard to tell if she really does, but it appears there is an altercation between the husband and wife.

Salma Hayek doesn't think she has a sexy body

2009-10-26T09:23:00.000-07:00

Salma Hayek must be nuts to think that she does not hae a sexy body. But that is what she thinks. Salma says that she does not like her curves and that she is tricking us all into thinking she has a great body because of the way she dresses.

Salma was quoted as saying, "I won a 'Best Body Award' from Fitness Magazine and I was too embarrassed to accept it. I actually don't have a good body, but if everybody thinks so, I guess it means I'm a good actress. I have acted the part of the girl who has a very good body. If you know how to dress, there's some tricks you can pull."

She added: "What do we call ugly now? It's anybody that is not super-skinny and really tall. Some people think they're ugly just because they don't reach that standard. I personally have seen a lot of really skinny tall models that maybe I think are ugly and they need to eat a little to look healthy."

I don't know Salma, you must be one heck of a magician with your clothes then because we still think you have one smokin bod.

Video of Michael Jackson STILL ALIVE

2009-09-01T09:58:00.001-07:00

Rumors of Michael Jackson still being alive are spreading like forest fires. Now, we have this video that has surfaced which looks like Michael Jackson hopping out of a coroner's van alive. Could Michael Jackson really be alive? Could this really be him in the video? Could Michael Jackson have faked his own death to get out of debt? Is this why it is taking the Jackson family so long to bury the body? Maybe because there really is no body? Michael Jackson was a wacky guy, so I would not put it past him to pull of a stunt like this. Maybe Michael Jackson is kicking it with 2Pac and his idol, Elvis Presley now.

Happy Birthday Mike, wherever you may be.

Check out this crazy video and judge for yourself:

We've Got The Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart Sex Tape Video

2009-08-19T09:23:00.000-07:00

A 'naked' tape starring "Grey's Anatomy" hot doc Eric Dane, his actress-wife Rebecca Gayheart and former Miss United States Teen Kari Ann Peniche appeared on Gawker.com Monday afternoon. There is no actual sex in the video, but there is nudity. What's with all these celebrities filming what they are doing in the bedroom?! Do they do this on purpose to boost their career?

You can view the video right here. All three appear to be drunk and/or high, and you gotta love that Snoop Dogg's music is playing in the background.

Oh, and while Rebecca Gayheart is flat chested, the other girl Kari Ann Peniche has very nice breasts.

Michael Jackson Will Finally Be Laid To Rest

2009-08-18T10:40:00.000-07:00

CNN has reported that the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, will be buried at Glendale Forest Lawn Memorial Park in California.

He'll join a number of other deceased celebrities who've been buried there, including Clark Gable, W. C. Fields, and Humphrey Bogart.

Michael Jackson will be buried on Saturday, August 29th, which is Michael's birthday. I'm not so sure that a birthday burial is not strange, but regardless of that, it's about time! He only had to wait, what, 8 weeks for burial?

May you finally rest in peace, Mike!

John Hughes Has Died

2009-08-06T15:44:00.000-07:00

Sources say that John Hughes has died of a heart attack while taking a walk through NYC.

John Hughes directed the greates movies of the 80's: The Breakfast Club," Weird Science," "Sixteen Candles" and "Ferris Bueller's Day Off." Talk about a group of great movies.

He will be missed. Rest in peace, John and thank you for all of the great movies.

John Houghes was 59 years old.

Vanessa Hudgens New Naked Pictures

2009-08-06T12:06:00.000-07:00

Not again, Vanessa! It appears that Vanessa Hudgens did not learn her lesson the first time. New photos of High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens nude have hit the web and sources have confirmed that it's really her. But if I were you, I would not go hunting her new naked pictures down. Vanessa is saying that those pictures were taken when she was only 17 years old. She isn't getting smarter, is she?

Sorry, if you though you would find Venessa Hudgens' naked pictures on this site. But we don't roll like that.

Paula Abdul Quits American Idol

2009-08-05T08:39:00.000-07:00

Paula Abdul has quit American Idol. And she did it by tweeting.

Paula Tweeted this last night:

"With sadness in my heart, I've decided not to return to Idol. I'll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from day 1 become an international phenomenon."

I have to say that I am saddened by this news. Paula Abdul was very good entertainment. Even though she was a bit whacky (or drunk), she was fun to watch. I think American Idol made a mistake when they brought Kara onto the show. I am willing to bet that had they not brought on boring Kara that Paula Abdul would never have quit. Straight up. We'll miss you Paula.

Erin Andrews 911 call

2009-07-30T12:10:00.000-07:00

In a July 22nd 911 call, ESPN reporter Erin Andrews describes paparazzi sitting outside her home in a gated community in Dunwoody, Georgia. I kind of feel sorry for Erin Andrews. Although she tells the 911 operator way too much, you can hear the stress and frustration in her voice. It's a shame that Erin Andrews has to go through this.

Natalie Smith is Tony Romo's New Girlfriend (PHOTOS)

2009-07-29T15:55:00.000-07:00

Tony Romo is just as quick off the field as he is on it. The rumor is that Tony Romo is already shagging another girl... Natalie Smith, 22 years old. Rumor is that Tony Romo and Natalie Smith have been in an intimate relationship, exchanging text messages for months, while Romo was still shagging Jessica Simpson. Could it have been Natalie Smith that came between Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson? Say it ain't so, Romo!

Picture of Madonna's Freaky Biceps/Arms

2009-07-29T08:33:00.000-07:00

I understand Madonna is 50 years old, and thats fine. But I have never seen arms on a woman like this in my life, 50 years old or 20 years old. Look at those biceps and bulging veins! This really is an unpleasant sight! Madonna has taken fitness too far. I don't know what exercises she's doing but it is definitely too much.

Well, at least we know who to cast as Skeletor in the new He-Man film.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush break up

2009-07-28T12:13:00.000-07:00

Kim Kardashian and NFL running back, Reggie Bush have mutually decided to go their separate ways. Both of them are "very sad" about the split, a source says. "They love each other a lot and hope someday they can make it work. But for now, he starts his football season this week and Kim starts filming season four of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and they just need this time apart."

They are/were such a good looking couple, they seemed happy together. Reggie seems like a really nice guy and he was good for Kim. And Kim, well, Reggie got to smack dat ass. My guess is they will be back together within a year. But in the meantime, now Reggie Bush can concentrate on why the Saints brought him to New Orleans.

Jillian and Ed still together

2009-07-28T09:15:00.000-07:00

After last night's 'The Bachelorette finale' everybody is wondering if Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski still together. Some fans are hoping that they are in fact still together while others are hoping that their relationship went straight to splitsville.

Jillian liked both of the final contestants, Kiptyn Locke and Ed Swiderski, but she says that she fell in love with Ed on the show. See guys, even if you have erectile dysfunction issues, you can still land hot chicks. Even if she does have huge nostrils.

If you really want to know if Jillian and Ed are still together, make sure you tune in tonight to watch 'The Bachelorette: After the final rose' on ABC.

2008 Miss Universe Winner: Dayana Mendoza (PICTURES)

2009-07-28T08:59:00.000-07:00

It's almost time to crown the next Miss Universe. And last year's winner, Dayana Mendoza will be there to pass her crown. Here are pictures of the beautiful Miss Dayana Mendoza.

Jessica Simpson banned from Tony Romo's house

2009-07-27T11:21:00.000-07:00

According to US WEEKLY, Jessica Simpson is no longer allowed to go to Tony Romo's crib.

A sign at the entrance reads: "RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN....JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.

I am not sure if I even believe this though. Why would Tony put a sign at the entrance instead of just telling security? Maybe somebody put that sign there as a prank.

However, if this is true, then my guess is that Tony Romo just bought groceries and he just doesn't want Jessica rummaging through his fridge. Oooooooo...what? too low of a blow?

'So You Think You Can Dance' results July 23: Katie Holmes and the 100th episode: VIDEO

2009-07-24T08:31:00.000-07:00

Katie Holmes took the stage on "So You Think You Can Dance" for the show's 100th episode on Thursday night in a tribute to Judy Garland. Katie sang a pleasant version of Garland's "Get Happy" from the 1950s musical "Summer Stock." I thought she was amazing. She looked beautiful. Good for her for putting herself out there for a good cause and doing something positive. She has great legs! Go Kate!

But in my opinion, Katie Holmes was not the highlight of the 100th episode. This show highlights truly gifted dancers I will continue to watch as I truly appreciate the dancers who bring it every week.

Two more season 5 dancers had to go home, and this week, Janette Manrara and Jason Glover received the fewest votes.

The results surprised the judges. In an unusual departure, judge Nigel Lythgoe told Janette she was his favorite dancer and one he hoped would win the competition.

Kate Major: Jon Gosselin's Night Out With ANOTHER Kate

2009-07-23T11:07:00.000-07:00

Jon Gosselin, the "Jon & Kate Plus 8" star had dinner with ANOTHER Kate - Star magazine reporter Kate Major.

Jon for someone who hates the camera you are always doing interviews...Oh I get it, you only hate the camera when it's with you, your current wife, and the 8 kiddies, right? Now all of a sudden he loves the camera, he doen't want to be a part of Jon & Kate plus 8 as he has stated over and over again, he just wants to be Jon. When is he going to wake up and understand if he wasn't a part of Jon & Kate plus 8 no one would want to talk to him or take his picture or go out to dinner with him. He is a bore and has no personality.

By the way, for those who care, the show will be back on the air in two weeks.

Michael Jackson's secret son? Omer Bhatti Pictures

2009-07-23T10:44:00.000-07:00

Michael Jackson’s secret son 25 year old Omar Bhatti, who is a Norwegian rapper (mother Pia Bhatti) is no secret now, you will even find him in most of the recent Jackson family photos. Even a couple of weeks ago Omar Bhatti was allowed to sit in the front row circled by the Jackson family at Michael Jackson’s memorial service at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

Presently Omer Bhatti is seeking a DNA test to prove that he is really Michael Jackson’s son.

Jermaine Jackson, Michael’s brother had announced that Omer Bhatti will be welcomed into the family if he could prove that he is the fourth child of The King of Pop.

Jermaine also added that he is not yet sure whether Omer is his brother’s son. But if he is a Jackson, he would be treated exactly the same as Michael’s three younger children, Prince Michael, 12, Paris Michael, 11, and Blanket (Prince Michael II) seven.

A Fox News report in 2004 claimed Michael had been telling his friends he was the father, but they were unsure whether or not to believe him.

However, Omer’s appearance and his physical similarities to Michael’s official son Blanket, has indeed fuelled speculation that he might be the son of Michael Jackson( see picture at the top).

Jackson was introduced to Omer way back in 1996. Michael was highly impressed by the imitation dance moves of then 12 year old Omer. The following year, Jackson invited the whole family to Neverland Ranch to stay with him. Omer’s father Riz Bhatti worked as a chauffeur and Omer’s mother Pia Bhatti became the caretaker of Blanket.

So You Think You Can Dance Breast Cancer VIDEO

2009-07-23T10:15:00.000-07:00

Perhaps a most inspiring dance showdown on TV So You Think You Can Dance USA Breast Cancer Awareness for July 22, 2009. Wow, that dance was amazing, i've never watched a dance and really felt emotions while watching before. I guess that's just how my mind works but this was truly awesome. I have never watched So You Think You Can Dance before, and this was the first episode I've seen.

The powerhouse dance is called Tyce done by Melissa and Ade. Its power is undeniable. The SYTYCD cancer dance has captured the hope, pain, hope, anger, hope, frustration, HOPE, of many a person dealing with cancer. Here is the video SYTYCD breast cancer dance from youtube

Watch So You Think You Can Dance breast cancer dance youtube video

Kate Gosselin Upskirt And Panty Peek Picture Moment

2009-07-23T09:49:00.000-07:00

Here is Kate Gosselin, from the famous and controversial, “Jon & Kate Plus 8" doing her best Britney Spears impression by having her own upskirt panty peek picture moment. Kate Gosselin really needs to learn to keep her legs crossed.

Now, I may be wrong about this, but I think Kate Gosselin wanted this upskirt picture taken of her. Seriously, think about this for a second. With a backyard as big as she has (acres I believe) why did she choose to sit on her front steps to eat lunch and show her panties? She knows that the paparazzi is all over the place and they hound her at all hours of the day trying to get her picture. Why sit in the front yard with your panties hanging out? Is Kate really that desperate for attention?

Katie Irene Gosselin is best known for the reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8 which profiles her and ex-husband Jon Gosselin as they raise their atypical family of sextuplets and twins.

Erin Andrews Peephole Video Scandal

2009-07-23T09:16:00.000-07:00

Erin Andrews, the beautiful ESPN reporter who had a video of her nude exposed publicly on the web will be seeking legal actions towards the person responsible for the video. If you have not seen the video, it is a 5 minute video, shot through a peephole, and you can clearly see Erin Andrews naked in her hotel room, in front of her mirror doing her hair, ironing clothes, admiring her body, etc.

In the past few days, there are been millions of searches for Erin Andrews Naked through a Peephole Video.

It's a a pity that Erin Andrews is the victim of such a crime. My guess is that ther person involved in her crime was probably an ESPN employee. I the person knew Erin Andrews' work schedule and when Erin would be in her hotel room.

Manslaughter evidence sought at Michael Jackson doctor's office

2009-07-22T12:45:00.000-07:00

Detectives searched the Houston, Texas, medical office of Dr. Conrad Murray on Wednesday for "evidence of the offense of manslaughter," Murray's lawyer said. The search warrant "services part of the ongoing investigation into the death of Michael Jackson," a Los Angeles Police spokesman said.

Obviously the Dr has something to do with his death, but murder? You can blame the doctor all you want, but if he didn't give Michael the drugs, Michael would have found someone else who would have. Either way, he was bound to be dead by now.

Taco Bell dog dies at 15 - Headed off to that big burrito in the sky

2009-07-22T11:59:00.000-07:00

It has been A bad month for the famous, they are dropping faster than flies, (I really don't know how fast flies drop) but all famous people seem to be really kickin it.

Gidget, The Taco Bell chihuahua, has passed away this morning at the young age of 15. But if you look at it in dog years, she lived a good, long life. The Taco Bell dog spent her last days basking in the lazy warmth of a southern California sun, according to her trainer.

She charmed millions without ever saying a word, and managed to make fast food tacos adorable. Gidget, may you run free and happy in doggy heaven. I am sure they have the best burritos and tacos up there.

Rest In Peace, "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" dog. We will always remember you every time we go to Taco Bell.

Kimo Leopoldo is NOT DEAD, He is Just the Victim of Internet Prank

2009-07-21T16:53:00.000-07:00

UFC old schooler Kimo Leopoldo is alive.

The rumors which circulated earlier today that the 41-year-old Leopoldo passed away from complications of a heart attack Monday night in Costa Rica are untrue, MMA FanHouse has learned from Leopoldo's publicist.

Further, within sixteen minutes after the truth came out, the internet prankster who started the rumor admitted that he fabricated the story.

The prankster began the rumor by posting on a popular internet forum and soon after, the story was picked up by numerous blogs and news sites -- including the New York Daily News, TMZ and Canada.com.

Leopoldo (10-7-1) is six-time UFC competitor and a two-time PRIDE fighter. The controversial heavyweight made his UFC debut at UFC 3 in September 2004, losing via submission to Royce Gracie. His last fight was a TKO loss to Wes Sims at an X-1 event in Hawaii on Oct. 6, 2006.

Video of Michael Jackson's hair on fire in 1984

2009-07-16T09:15:00.000-07:00

In 1984 Michael Jackson was shooting a commercial for Pepsi. During the shoot, Michael Jackson's hair caught on fire during an on-set accident. Jackson suffered serious burns to his face and scalp, and this is when his addiction to pain medications started.

This is never before seen video...warning, it is graphic.

Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

2009-07-13T14:10:00.000-07:00

Tony Romo dumped Jessican Simpson the night before her 29th birthday. My guess is Tony did not want to buy her a ring. However, these two are always fighting, so my other guess is that they will get back together and Tony Romo will have to make up that gift to Jessica with an even bigger gift.

People.com reported that on Simpson's birthday, Romo was seen partying at Los Angeles nightclub My House. "He had quite a few girls stop by his dance floor table," another source told the site. "Romo was sipping Grey Goose and having a fun time with the boys."

Maybe now Tony Romo will win a playoff game.

Remember When Amy Winehouse Was Pretty?

2009-07-13T10:47:00.000-07:00

My my...what a few years and a crack pipe will do to a person. This, kids, is why you do not stick whatever you can find up your nose and other body parts.

Amy Winehouse is a brilliant musician, but addiction is not a pretty thing.

President Obama Checks Out Da Booty

2009-07-10T10:24:00.000-07:00

When I first saw this picture of President Obama checking out this girl, I was going to comment on how Obama likes him some white girl booty, and that he's going to be glad that he has Secret Service protection when Michelle Obama sees this picture. But then I learned that this girl Obama is looking at is actually not a white girl. She is a Brazilian girl, and she is only 16 years old! I guess Obama likes him some young Brazilian booty then.

What can you say, hes a man! Besides, I think checking out booty is a tradition in Brazil, so it's OK.

Lindsay Lohan Turned Down a Role in "The Hangover"... OUCH!

2009-07-08T09:24:00.000-07:00

Lindsay Lohan had HUGE chance to revive her acting career by being in the hottest movie of the summer, but she turned it down. The role of Jade, the stripper in the movie who was played by Heather Graham was first offered to Lindsay Lohan, but the starlet turned up her nose at the script saying the screenplay "had no potential".

No potential? The Hangover has brought in over $200 million dollars. Maybe Lohan had a hangover herself when she read the script.

Lindsay Lohan must be kicking herself in the butt right about now while Heather Graham is laughing it up, all the way to the bank. Heather did a fabulous job in the role, I'm not so sure that Lindsay could have done a better job. Also, I wonder if Lindsay would have went bare-breasted in the movie like Heather Graham did.

Hey Lindsay, we hear McDonald's is hiring.

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

2009-07-07T22:32:00.000-07:00

Michael Jackson will FINALLY be laid to rest. I got so drunk tonight, I could not help it though. I was watching the Michael Jackson memorial coverage at the Staples Center all day today because I was not lucky enough to be one of the 17,500 ticket winners and I had to drink my sorrows away, I cried my eyes out, I have to tell you. I did not think that I would cry, but after watching Brooke Shields and then Paris (Michael Jackson's daughter) say what they had to say, I could not help myself. My tears were falling like Niagra Falls. Paris is cute as a button, and after she told the world that her Daddy was the best father anybody could ever have, my eyes were flowing with tears. Rest In Peace Michael Jackson, and I hope that everything turns out for the best for your children!

Massive Scramble For Michael Jackson Funeral Tickets

2009-07-04T10:20:00.000-07:00

Not every Michael Jackson fan will get the opportunity to go to his funeral. There are over half a million Michael Jackson fans scrambling for the 17,500 free tickets that were made available to the public for MJ's public memorial service next Tuesday at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

Just within minutes of the staples center making the tickets available online at http://www.staplescenter.com/ their servers crashed due to the amount of traffic the website was receiving.

"You might want to consider watching this from the comfort of your own home," said Los Angeles City Councilwoman Jan Perry, who is doubling as the city's acting mayor.

But fear not, if you were not one of the lucky ones to get a ticket, the memorial service will be streamed online. Also, if you are trying to get a glimpse of Michael Jackson's body, it won't happen at the memorial service. Michael Jackson's body will not be there.

Dead Michael Jackson Jokes

2009-07-03T22:33:00.000-07:00

Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.

Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.

In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.

In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.

Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.

Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.

Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.

MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.

It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.

In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.

Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.

Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.

Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”

What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!

Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.